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From the battlefield to the beach towel; freedom always wins.

This nostalgic throwback sticker pays cheeky tribute to the classic G.I. Joe logo, reimagined with naturist humor and pride. Boldly featuring “N.U.DE” in retro military-style lettering with the tagline “A Real American Naturist” below, it’s the perfect blend of vintage cool and body-positive fun.

Durable, weatherproof, and ready for action, this sticker belongs on your cooler, golf cart, or RV; anywhere you want to declare your commitment to life, liberty, and the pursuit of sunshine.

Real freedom. Real fun. A Real American Naturist.

Perfect for: patriotic naturists, retro collectors, and anyone who knows real heroes don’t wear uniforms. 🇺🇸

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

Size guide

  HEIGHT (inches) WIDTH (inches)
3″×3″ 3 3
4″×4″ 4 4
5.5″×5.5″ 5 ½ 5 ½
Care & Maintenance

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Size & Fit

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

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