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$23.50 USD
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Uncle Sam wants YOU and nothing else!
Uncle Sam’s got a new mission; freedom from clothes!
This bold tee puts a playful naturist twist on the classic “Join the Army” poster, featuring our reimagined Uncle Sam proudly pointing with that unmistakable command: “I Want YOU to Be a Nudist.”
Printed in deep red, white, and blue, it’s soft, breathable, and ready for resort days, pool parties, or any occasion where “less is more.” It’s a shirt that always sparks smiles and maybe even recruits a few new members to the body-freedom movement.
Perfect for: naturist patriots, free-spirited jokesters, and anyone who believes that true liberty comes without tan lines.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
