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Real freedom. Real fun. A Real American Naturist.
Our nostalgic throwback t-shirt pays tribute to the classic G.I. Joe logo, with a cheeky naturist twist. Featuring the bold “N.U. DE” design across the chest and the proud tagline “A Real American Naturist” below, this shirt salutes the brave souls who fight for sunshine, laughter, and tan lines (or lack thereof).
Soft, breathable, and vintage-styled for that perfect worn-in feel, it’s your new go-to for pool parties, resort gatherings, and everyday naturist pride.
Real freedom. Real fun. A Real American Naturist.
Perfect for: freedom lovers, retro fans, and anyone who knows the true heroes don’t wear anything.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
